Lazy John app for iPhone and iPad

Lazy John is a fun app centred around our character, John. John is unlike characters in other apps, who dance for you or repeat your words. Being a lazy fellow, he will not do any work for you. Programmed to procrastinate, he will come up with a list of excuses not to help you in any way. While most apps promise to boost your productivity, provide you with entertainment or edit your photos, this is an app that proudly stands out refusing to be in anyway, useful.

John is basically a parody of all the apps that do what the user says. It is the only app in the app store that takes credit in not doing what the user says.

When you install lazy john on your device, this is what you will get.
1. Great graphic display.
2. A really lazy person (like most of us) and unlike all apps out there.
3. A bunch of excuses, that you probably might not have heard any of your friends say, when you ask them to do work.